I finished my last post after spending a great deal of time and effort on it. Then I was unceremoniously slapped across the face by the jerk-wads that run Blogger. "Why?" you may wonder, "Why is Candice cursing the beautiful godlike figures that make this blogosphere possible?"
I'll tell you why!!!
No matter how I tried to space my post so that it looked beautiful and perfect according to my own specifications, and no matter how many times or different ways I tried to fix it, Blogger decided to mush all of my pictures into a jumbled mess and squished the majority of the text into one massive paragraph!!! Not even I would read such a lousy-looking post, and I'm the one that wrote it!!!
So there you are, Blogger. I'm giving you an official "YOU SUCK" and a kick directly to your groin. May you be hunched over in pain for at least a week. Fix your freaking formatter or die!!!
To anyone that may have attempted in vain to enjoy my last post, I offer my deepest apologies. Hopefully this was a one time thing and the powers that be in the Blogger universe and I can patch things up and be friends again.
Until next time,
A VERY Disgruntled Blogger
I can relate. A neat and tidy blog is a more and pleasant readable blog. This messiness will not stand! The inventors of blogger probably break into your house every night and tangle your wires too.
ReplyDeleteDrake: I'm so glad you understand! Sigh...life can be so stressful sometimes...
ReplyDeleteOh. I totally thought you put most of it as one paragraph because you were just really excited to finally talk about your present! I feel kind of silly. But now that I know that Blogger was just frustrating you...
ReplyDeleteBlogger, you are on the list. You have been warned. There will be no second warning. Only revenge.
Chanel: Don't feel silly. I probably overreacted, but it was late and I was just so EXASPERATED!!! *Deep Breath*...I'm okay.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for your valiant defense of my sanity. It's good to have good bloggers backing me up. :)
Hi Candice. I get that, too sometimes. My photos and text look awry no matter how many times you re-align them. :) Being lazy, I will just put my comment regarding the nook here :) Lucky you. Glad you can finally have what you really want :)
ReplyDeleteMice: Thanks for the sympathetic comments. It's good to know I'm not Blogger's only victim. And thanks for the congratulations on my new favorite toy. It is a lot of fun, and I've loved having it.
ReplyDeletePS: Laziness is welcome here. No worries. :)
I HATE HOW FUSSY BLOGGER IS SOMETIMES!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nicki. :)
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